Vacation

Bo tells Jed, “Ya know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I’m gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.”

“Well, what are you going to do, then?” Jed asks.

“Three years ago you said to take a vacation to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant.”

“Yeah,” Jed agrees.

“Then two years ago, you told me to take a vacation to the Bahamas, and Earlene got pregnant again.”

“I remember,” Jed says.

“Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn’t get pregnant again.”

“So,” Jed asks, “what you gonna do this year that’s different?”

“Well,” Bo replies, “this year I’m taking Earlene with me.”

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